Funny email of the day

It is not a habit of mine to publish hate mail (death threats are usually my favourite), but this one really made my day and has to be the best I have ever had the pleasure to receive in my inbox since I started blogging. At least, the creative author will now start getting tens of messages titled URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL (with the caps) from Mrs. Mariam Abacha of Nigeria, the widow of Abdul (insert name here), the uncles of former Liberian president John Taylor, LOTTERY AWARDS, and of course 31 Kb sized RETURNED MAIL NOTIFICATION emails. Everyone should get spam mail.

From Goekhan.C@t-online.de:

....which asshole you are pretending beeing an iraqi and pushing up a big show, with your legere stories about how you feel and yeah, how you get used to the occupation, o yeah and that saddam was an asshole...of course...
And of course you made up some lists of moderate house-nigger-style-iraqis, none of them a true muslim, but rather concerned about the electricity and the powder on their ass...
shot the fuck up, you jewish-made hollywood-style sitcom fake duck...brainfarting idiot...
ouw how come, you dont post anymore, did you get lost in Baghdad, cia-agent fuckin bitch...